Junk Car Superman is his name. Saving people from their junk cars is his game.
No matter where you are in the Portland area – Whether it’s Beaverton, Gresham, Camas, Salmon Creek, Battleground, Troutdale, Vancouver… or stranded on a dark, spooky, gravel road with a smoking, sputtering car engine. Before that thick fog rolls in, and the coyotes start howling for their evening supper, you’d better start calling for Junk Car Superman. Of course, I should probably mention that simply screaming out his name in desperation will probably not bring him to your aid. There is ONE bit of electronic equipment necessary to reach him. A cell phone. He’s not THAT kind of Superman!
He’s not the kind of superman that crushes junk cars with his little pinky, or uses his laser eyes to melt junk cars into chic plant growers perfect for apartment dwellers with limited space potential. That would put him in danger of being kidnapped by the scientific community for “closer” observation.
He doesn’t fly all over town at super sonic speed in solid blue, aerodynamically designed tights with “JunkCarPortland” emblazoned across his chest in response to the beeps and honks of suffering and abused vehicles. He “flies” all over town (at the legal speed limit) in his JunkCarPortland tow truck, responding to the desperate cries of annoyed, frustrated owners of junk cars, who would do violence to that junk car if only they had access to the weapon of their choice.
His ears, tuned to hear the stereophonic frequency emanating from his Junk Car Portland cell phone, listen with an audio intensity and focus that could potentially disturb the neurological function of any normal person.
But, he is not just any normal person. He is Junk Car Superman. A junk car guy on a mission to save the human race from an enemy they don’t even realize exists… their junk cars!! Call now or visit JunkCarPortland.com for a free quote. He’s always waiting to save the day!!